North Carolina House member, Larry Brown, had this to say, via email, about North Carolina House Speaker, Joe Hackney (D), receiving an award from a gay rights organization. “I hope all the queers are thrilled to see him. I am sure there will be a couple legislative Fruit loops there in the audience.”
First off, I would like to say that Froot Loops is a tasty, rainbow-colored, sugar-covered cereal. Personally, I enjoy my Froot Loops in a bowl of milk, bright and early in the morning. I was not aware that they had feet, arms, legs, voices, intestines, or wore clothes. Second, Mr. Brown, please pull out the stick that is embedded deep in your anus. You do not see e-mails saying that you’re old, wrinkly and bald. Nor do you see them saying very cruel words against you. That is just plan mean. I think others would appreciate it if you just kept your rude comments to yourself.
According to wake.mync.com, a gay rights group is sending little boxes of Froot Loops to Larry Brown. The boxes include comments, written by people who helped raise the money to send the empty boxes. So far, the boxes of the colorful cereal have yet to make it to Mr. Brown. He has yet to comment to anyone, about what he said in the email. One thing is for sure, he owes a lot of people an apology, maybe over a bowl of Froot Loops.