There’s nothing like a natural disaster that brings #Twitter comedians barreling out of the woodwork– but has the comedy come too soon? Well, the religious Zealots blame the east coast homosexuals (and masturbators, even!) for #Hurricane Sandy, so it’s only appropriate that we comically put the crazies in their place. But in all seriousness, we hope that everyone is doing their best to stay safe out there and our thoughts are with the Sandy victims. In any case, enjoy some of these funny Sandy tweets to take your mind off the devastation …

But in all seriousness …